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    October 24

    办公生态场十八定律

    办公室虽然只是一个小环境,却是一个大的生态场,足以让你窥一孔而知全豹,洞明世事,参透人情。

    升迁定律:仕入官场,每升一级,人情味便减少一分。
    升值定律:出口转内销,连舆论都是如此。
    游戏定律:无论你保龄球打得多“菜”,每次玩至少都会有一两次全中,令你满意高兴得下次再来。
    价值定律:未有想有的时候价值最高,一旦拥有开始贬值,拥有越多越不值钱。
    人生定律:拼命想得到的,都不是最需要的。
    旅游定律:没有比记忆中的风景再美好的了,所以不要旧地重游。
    金钱定律:在一切人手中,但不是一切。
    财务定律:支票总是姗姗来迟,而帐单总是提前到达。
    备份定律:学习用左手剪指甲,因为你的右手未必永远管用。
    为人定律:办事要“精”,而非卖力。
    会议定律:所有重要决策,都将会在结束或午餐前最后五分钟完成。
    思维定律:美好存在于想像中,太美好的东西都不是真的。
    控制定律:最容易控制的,往往比最难控制的还难控制。
    危难定律:总是问题越复杂,期限越短。
    合作定律:一个人花一小时可以做的东西,两个人做至少得花两小时。
    组合定律:不管干什么,总是有你希望的人和与你对立的人和你在一起。
    物种定律:绵羊的世界必会招来狼群。
    坏事定律:关键时刻,每个主管都会杀鸡取卵。
     
    PS:价值定律中其实女人买衣服也是如此,得不到的永远都在想,得到了也不觉得有多好看了。
     

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    刚刚醒来的蛇 wrote:
    好文章阿 深刻领会!
    Oct. 24

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